Got up early to go on a walking tour of Berlin.
Stopped for a quick coffee. Lesson learned: NEVER turn your back on an old man while he's drinking coffee!

One minute I'm drinking my chai latte. The next, coffee is being projectile-spatg on my from head to mid torso. The old man got his drinking and breathing tubes mixed up and drenched me with coffee.

I'll add this to the Chinese lady who spat chewed orange peel at me.

Also the walking tour was cancelled!