Finally arrived in Split airport at 4pm yesterday afternoon. That's 32 hours from London to Split.
Also my bag is still in Frankfurt. After several calls to dumb-ass Lufthansa, we found out that they will be sending them to Dubrovnik. Right country, wrong city you "once-were-an-efficient-lot-but-not-so-much-lately" bunch of idiots.

The first call to lufthansa they had no record of me flying that day.
I was tired and thought I must have actually died at some point yesterday and that's why I had no luggage and I had n't been on the flight.